HOSSCAMP
Pretty much sums up this Super Bowl #lame

Pretty much sums up this Super Bowl #lame

Thank all you guys so much 5.2 million people watched last night #pawnstars #pawnstarsfansarerad #bighoss #chumlee #history #52weeksayear #nobreaks #noseasons #pawnlife @chumlee_

Thank all you guys so much 5.2 million people watched last night #pawnstars #pawnstarsfansarerad #bighoss #chumlee #history #52weeksayear #nobreaks #noseasons #pawnlife @chumlee_

Reply @derekdelong

I’m a charger fan for life buddy but they are kinda like that guy we all know who has been in and out of prison and rehab since you met him as a kid and is now in his 30s you sincerely hope he has changed and does well but lets not get our hopes up quite yet Lol

From “The personal MBA”

a powerful executive took a vacation to a quiet fishing village in Mexico as he pulled his yacht into harbor he noticed a local man unloading a few very large beautiful fish from his boat the executive asked how long did it take you to catch those fish “only a little while” the fisherman said “why don’t you stay out longer and catch more” the executive asked “I have enough to support my family’s needs” the fisherman said “so what do you do with the rest of your time” asked the executive ” I spend time with my kids take siestas with my wife go into town drink wine and play music with my friends” said the fisherman “wait I have a Harvard MBA I can help, you can should spend more time fishing buy a fleet of boats start selling to retailers move to the big city and take your company public” said the bewildered executive. “How long would this take” asked the fishermen “only 15 to 25 years max” said the excited executive “and then what would I do” asked the fishermen. “Well then you could sell your company and retire and move to a quiet fishing village and fish when you want to spend time with your kids, take siestas with your wife drink wine and play music with your friends” said the executive

Executive went home and quit his job

Fish don’t fry in the kitchen; Beans don’t burn on the grill. Took a whole lotta tryin’ just to get up that hill..… from start to finish

Fish don’t fry in the kitchen; Beans don’t burn on the grill. Took a whole lotta tryin’ just to get up that hill..… from start to finish

2013 in the rear view mirror

Every year my wife and I leave town during Christmas and New Years to escape the havoc of the holidays and because we are lucky enough not to have kids we try to go somewhere new every year. I’m writing this while currently sitting on a beach in Mexico. We have been to Miami,London,Paris, and now Cabo. It’s a great time to reflect on the past year reconnect and set goals and plans for the year ahead.

2013 has been a great year for us. We signed for a few more years of Pawn Stars and bought our dream home.My dad got remarried to a wonderful woman with three daughters so now at 30, I have sisters which has been interesting to say the least. I also have a hobby for the first time as well,building and working on my own motorcycles.Although I’m not that good at it and always end up calling a club brother for help.

I’ve made a lot of new friends this year and have lost a few as well. I think the biggest thing that has happened to me in 2013 is I’ve actually began to find myself or more of the person I seemed to have lost since becoming famous. I know longer feel the need to impress people and I don’t know why it mattered to me.Who really cares what kind of luggage I was carrying

thru the airport or what brand my shoes where. I don’t know what exactly happened or how but I feel my self coming back. How my wife lasted so long with me ill never know.I know longer feel the need to have the flashy cars or the soul sucking people in my life to tell me how to act or what I should be seen doing or who I should be seen with.I know longer feel the need to look rich and to be honest i don’t know why I ever really gave a fuck. It feels good to be back with my head in the right direction and trying to focus on loving all the right things.

They don’t give you manual or a class on how to be famous and have fans and to be honest I’ve realized that I haven’t done a great job of letting you see the real me, you only get to see one piece of the puzzle.This isn’t me trying to say I’m misunderstood or any shit like that, but how can you get to know someone if all you see is a character on tv and drunken photos on twitter and instagram. so  take this blog as my attempt at reintroducing myself with no apologies no lies and no bullshit I will try to update at least once a week and if you have something you wanna ask or know about let me know.

My plans for the year to come are simple, stay true to myself and the people around me. Focus more on my health, drink a little less and always make sure I’m having a good fuckin time. 

 

Great times

Okay, I’ll tell ya. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend’s wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you’re such a sponge. You pay for notching, you always say "Oh, I’ll get you later" but later never comes. And what really bothers me, is you pretend you’re this deep guy who loves women for their souls, when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies but at least I’m honest about it. I don’t buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interruption of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn’t! He was a spoiled brat! And that’s why you like him so much, he’s you! God, you’re pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you’re some great writer even though you’re terrible. You know, I should had known You know, I should have known Cheryl Tiegs didn’t write me that note. She would have known there’s no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalize pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn’t make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don’t believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn’t nearly as bad as your failure as a father! How’s that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren’t such a bore! That’s the worst of it, Brian. You’re just a big, sad, alcoholic bore
Glen Quagmire
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Grab a maxim magazine really funny article about chum my dad and myself by @julianmstern #maxim #pawnstars @chumlee_  @rick_harrison #maximmagazine #instadaily

Grab a maxim magazine really funny article about chum my dad and myself by @julianmstern #maxim #pawnstars @chumlee_ @rick_harrison #maximmagazine #instadaily